Liquid crutches
drinking a large quant-ty of alcohol while injured. for the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn’t. such as walking with a broken leg or foot. the recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
“what is cody doing on the dance floor? didn’t he break his foot last week?”
“oh he’s got his liquid crutches, he’ll be fine….. “
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