Liquor Locker


(noun) name given to a gentleman’s extended stomach gained by consuming huge quant-ties of alcohol over a period of several years.
chap 1: “by jove, you’ve polished off another bottle of gin. that’s five this week!”

chap 2: “i’m not drinking it, dear boy, i’m keeping it safe in my liquor locker.”

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