lirple
a small like tool used to torture small rodents like toris and meriels, also can be known recently as the first lollipop to fit all the way through a mans peeing hole.
` man i feel bad for that ferret i gave that lirple to it real hard this time `
` that lirple was so cool when it went in his p-n-s `
` d-mn i bet lirple hurts luga… wanna have some tofu wit me next weekend ? `
` whale : yo man can i lirple ur d-ck .. or if u think thats a little to wack for you man i can always just lirple ur naked mole rat `
` yea man im down for lirpling tuesday`
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