lisa hoffman


she’s a real b-tch who hates children, but decided to become a teacher. she hates all opinions but her own, and has never heard the words ‘i love you hoffman’, because no sane human being would ever say such words to that jack-ss.
dylan: go f*ck yourself!
peter: man, you’re such a lisa hoffman who is a big b-tch.
dylan: f*ck you.

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