lisa orender
1.an -sshole, who has a terrible sense of humor, and insult others on a daily basis. also, has commitment issues.
2. person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she’s a p-ssy -ss b-tch.
3. a lisa orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
courtney: quit playing. you’re acting like a lisa orender.
tiffany: i really wish i had a lisa orender around to help me with this puzzle.
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