lisa


the name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.
chick: omg! did you see lisa yesterday?!
dude: yeah, i’m like…in love with that chica.
an intelligent and s-xy female with luscious physical features. usually attracts weird guys named david who do absolutely nothing for her, but she still remains independent.
that luscious lisa…
an extremely smart and s-xy female with great hair and a great face. nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with lisa. she is funny and giving. not a sl-t by any means but does like to have a good time. always ready to party and her phone is always ringing. she will even fly to another state for a house party. she is self confident and blessed with good genes. she just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her.
i am so jealous you are dating lisa.
one of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970.
most lisas are hot.
“there were 3 hot girls named lisa in my grade 7 gym cl-ss. i didn’t know where to look.”
another name for horse face or

long face
d-mn that’s a long face it must be a lisa

hey look at that horse face it must be a lisa
a girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. she sucks you into her world of ” poor victim to all her relationships” all along stabbing you behind her back. saying the same awful things she says about others to you. judging everything you say and do. if you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
innocent chick: ” i feel so sorry for lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor lisa! ”
every x friend : ” that lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk sh-t about you, thanks”

don’t be a lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. if you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
an annoying b-tch with no face or life! nah she is okkkkkkay…. but she is not ready to party…
person: do u like lisa?

other person: no i don’t know her that well…

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