lisbon

the way non-portuguese spell lisboa…
the city is named lisboa, not lisbon… even the d-mn tourism misspells it, probably becuase its “hard” to pr-nounce.
its not… dont disrespect my country and say lisbon
wop: hey man, im going to lisbon for holidays!
porkchop: shut up fez, ull get ur -ss kicked if u call it that in portugal
capital of portugal (country); should visit it, it’s very beautifull and it’s very entertaining, it has lots of things for people to do, mostly tourists.
city of lights; founded by ulisses in ancient times, called “olisipo” back then.

original spelling is “lisboa” (liz-boh-â), not “lisbon”.
john: hey blake, where are you?

blake: h-llo john! i’m in lisbon, i love this city!
a tall tale.
a rhyming slang phrase dating back to mediaeval times when sir guy of gisburne spread unfounded rumours about robin of loxley (aka robin hood).
the phrase “you’re telling a gisburne” has been adulterated over the years, and its rhyming equivalent (a “lisbon”) has gained popularity wihtin cyber-sp-ce message boards.

“i don’t believe you!! you’re telling a lisbon!”
a boring -ss place in the western part of howard county where people sit in parking lots and hang out for fun. kids here ride golf carts and tractors up and down the roads and speed through shopping centers because they think thier cool. all there is to do here is 2 have a party, go out drinking with some friends or smoke up in either a shed or a barn.
lisbon mcdonalds parking lot, duncan donuts parking lot. 7 11
a stupid hick town no one wants to live in. its all farm land and rednecks.
we don’t want to go to lisbon a bunch of hicks live there
europe’s b-mhole.
lisbon was originally built on 7 hills and apart from the portuguese, n-body gives a sh-t. the 7 hills are called, maria, pedro, pedromariagozalo, maripedrazalinha, hilliesta grandesta, jesus christo and dave. as for the language, portuguese sounds like a r-t-rded spaniard trying to speak russian. amongst the greasy midget population popular pastimes include moaning, not working, standing around outside shops that only sell 2 types of p-ssy beer, domestic violence and stealing chickens. the highest rated tv shows are, pimp my donkey, cooking with sticks, meu casa mau casa (in this show interior designers remodel a house that has collapsed using mud and crayons) and who want’s to be a quasi millionairo? (the top prize is 15euros and n-body has ever got past the second question) the country’s football fans consider benfica to be the greatest football club in the world and have not yet realised that n-body outside of portugal has ever heard of them. fifa rating places them 2 points below sheffield wednesday and 1 above england’s over 60’s womens team. when the british emb-ssy recently received the results of a questionnaire they had given to ex pats living in the algarve it became evident that most of them had actually thought that they had been living in a sh-t part of spain. also, lisbon has more homeless people than a coastal town that has just been hit by a tsunami and it’s female population are required by law to have moustaches.
lisbon? epicos failiados
a city in portugal where the streets are required by law to be covered in dog sh-t.
i stepped on some dog sh-t when strolling through lisbon