Lispen


v. the most torturous of things a person must ever go through. listening to somebody speak with a lisp. it is most effective when said lisper must read aloud.
even worse when they have a horrible southern accent… and have the reading ability of a 6 year old.
-at party. friends having a good time. lisper walks up-
hey, guyth!
-everybody walks away. they haven’t had enough to drink yet to lispen-

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