listerjob
the term used to ill-strate what happens when a person uses listerine and immediately proceeds to perform f-ll-t–.
young male: wait, wait! before you do that, could you go rinse with listerine?
young female: what the f-ck? you think my breath stinks? you think i have herpes? what the f-ck is wrong with you?
young male: no, no! i just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?
young female: what? i don’t give good enough head? i’m f-ckin’ breaking up with you right now. we are done.
(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)
young male: you give great head! you could suck a golf ball through garden hose!
young female: oh so now i’m some d-ck-crazed wh-r-? i f-cking hate you.
(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)
young male: i can explain! i just read the definition of listerjob on definithing.com and i thought it sounded really fun! you’ve got it all wrong!
young female: all wrong eh? you think i’m a f-cking moron? i don’t know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait – wait, did you say definithing.com?? i love that site!
(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden – clearly she’s bipolar)
young female: okay so where’s the listerine?
young male: (in his head) yesssssss. (to his gf) in the bathroom sweetie!
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