space-jammed


(v.) when one performs an epic series of movements to complete a mundane task.
guy 1 performs a spinning jump to reach something off a high shelf.
guy 2: “oh man! he just sp-ce jammed!
1. verb. generally used to describe the certain kicking of b-tt. essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.
1. watch your back, shoe thief, ’cause i’m gonna sp-ce-jam your -ss!
2. oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got sp-ce-jammed.

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