lit-critter


a term of disparagement applied to a literary critic, implying the character traits of an overeducated sh-thead. usually tarred with the postmodern brush as “pomo lit-critter”.
“dang! we are beset by lit-critters! let loose toxic sarcasm!”

“bill clinton did his turn as a pomo lit-critter by testifying on the ambiguity of the word ‘is’.”

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