Lit Dub
leave. it. to. (double b) beaver. b-tch. lit dub is a corny -ss person (usually white, middle cl-ss, middle aged males) that have white picket fences surrounding their perfectly manicured suburban lawns. they have a wholesome mormon/amish/mr. rogers neighborhood-like quality that seems as if they have jumped right out of an episode of the tv sitcom “leave it to beaver”.
a lit dub usually parts their hair on the side, wears penny loafers, huge aviator eye gl-sses, and argyle b-tton-up v-neck wool sweaters. the sweater must have a collared shirt underneath at all times, preferably an oxford dress sh-t (with the tie being optional). if there is no tie, it is mandatory to b-tton up the top b-tton. one must wear kakis or 1950’s brown or dark grey slacks, pulled up to their belly b-tton, with their shirt tucked in at all times. under no circ-mstances is jeans or a t-shirts ever allowed.
a lit dub usually uses the phrases “gee” “golly” or “gosh darn it” white driving a station wagon with wood trim molded on the side.
“what? you can’t stay out past 10? man, your a sheltered leave-it-to-beaver-b-tch!” (aka lit dub)
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