Litchbitch
any girl living in litchfield county ct. they tend to be very caring and loving to multiple nice men, tricking them into thinking they are forming a serious relationship, and then choose only one including, but not limited to: drug addicts, dropouts, deadbeats, and -ssholes. and then throws the rest into a love-sick friend zone.
guy 1: you’re the best girl i’ve ever met.
litchb-tch: and you’re the best man i’ve ever met.
guy 2: here’s your birthday gift, you’re so beautiful.
litchb-tch: ohhhh thanks i love you so much!
guy 3: i love you.
litchb-tch: i love you too!
(more good guys)
random f-ckup: yo b-tch, i hate yo ugly -ss!
litchb-tch: omg i love you, lets be in a relationship.
-s-x-
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