Literally Calling Bullshit


when someone says something ridiculous and instead of saying “i call bullsh-t” you literally take out your phone, pretend to dial a number, and say “hey bullsh-t, you’ll never guess what just happened…” and carry on the fake conversation until the other person walks away.
guy 1: i totally banged that chick from chem cl-ss last night at the party!
guy 2: -takes out his phone-, literally calling bullsh-t. ” bullsh-t? yeah, its me, guy 2. how are ya doin’? well, guy 1 said he did someone and i’m calling you to verify. oh, what’s that? he didn’t? i didn’t think so….”
guy 1: -walks away in defeat-
guy 2: -keeps talking to no one for no reason just to p-ss off guy 1 more-

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