Literaretard
a member of the current generation of young people who are too lazy to read, write or talk like normal f-cking human beings.
child via text: “hi dad, soz i’m l8, i’ll brb asap, kk xox”
father: “honey, i think our child might be a literar-t-rd”
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giving every idea life with inspired action! to be geilia is to evaluate your ideas, choose the ones you want to pursue, then act!
- I dont know son
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