Literary Abortion
a piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.
“so i was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?”
“what are you going to watch? i hope it’s not twilight.”
“dip me in sh-t and call me susan, how could you have ever guessed?”
“well, twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. the only reason i don’t want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion.”
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