Pruning the Hedges
the act of tr-mm-ng your overgrown pubic hair
tim: i just pruned the hedges. phew, i really needed that.
rob: what do you mean, pruning the hedges?
tim: look! see? i even made an arrow with it!
rob: dude, put that away! n-body wants to see that!
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