Litesha
known for her mesmorizing beauty, her luscious behind, and flowing mane. her smile shines like the sun. litesha is also known as joy or happyness. her double d tata’s are a hazard to most…watch out if shes jumping near you, black eyes are a common occurrence.
her dimples are as deep as the deepest of the deep canyons in the world. she types on her blackberry faster than a gisele galloping in the wild.
her personality is as funny as ryan giddy when he does his prank call voice. she parties harder than linsday lohan spending a weekend with tara reid and paris hilton in a party in las vegas with free booze and lots of male strippers (only difference she deosnt carry disease)
shes smells like the rain forest with wonderful wild flowers blossoming everywhere (if she were a flower id stick her up my nose and have that smell in there all day)
she always has pens and pencils handy for the needy
amen to jesus christ for letting her parents meet and concieving this girl
aalleeeuuujjiiiaaaa
look at that girl i wish i was her, shes sooo litesha
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