Litmus Piss


the initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.
shortly after getting into my boss’s pool, i squeezed out a litmus p-ss to check to see if that b-st-rd added a chemical to the water. once i was in the clear, i then diluted out the chloride by p-ssing all over and slowly swimming away.

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