Litter Shitter
the t-tle bestowed upon one who partakes in the act of defecating in the household cat litter tray so as to avoid having to leave the room to use the bathroom during a tense televised sporting event in order to eliminate the risk of missing the crucial moment.
dude, i really need to sh-t but i know as soon as i leave the room the broncos will score a touchdown.
don’t sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the tv screen.
really dude? are you sure that’s o.k.?
yeah no problem, i do it all the time, i’m a regular litter sh-tter!
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