little bastards of joy


(n.) children belonging to someone else that annoy you, particularly neighbouring childer.
the little b-st-rds of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing b-lls into my garden so i took them to thier milf and said i’d spank them hard unless i got something for my mental anguish. after putting them to bed, victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

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