Little Black Dress


lbd: little black dress for the sole purpose of seducing men. most women have one in the recesses of their closet. this is the dress that is just a little too short. just a little too tight. one that hugs curves you never knew you had. one that looks as if it was made for your body and your body only. one that makes you feel s-xy the second you put it on. it has to be simple. all black, no b-ttons or ornamentation. the exhibition of the lbd should only be used in emergencies because once revealed, it would never again have its full potency. the philosophy of the lbd is a writ in the canon of the sisterhood.

(thanks to thetreacletart!)
it was time to bring in the big guns. it was time for the lbd – the little black dress (pause for dramatic emphasis – lightening crashes, thunder rolls, small animals scurrying away in fright). he’d be mush in her hands before long.
what a girl wears when she is trying to catch the eye of a member of the opposite gender.
my math teacher wore a little black dress to cl-ss today. it was scary as h-ll.
that one dress every girl has, and every girl knows exactly how to use. men melt in the presence of a woman in her lbd, and she usually accesorises it with hair flipping and giggling.
d-mn, girl, you look fly in that little black dress.

i’ve never seen her look as s-xy as she did in the little black dress.
a s-xually appealing, revealing black dress worn by light skinned caucasian woman, the juxtaposition highlights the beauty of the milky white skin.
she lured the man into bed with her little black dress
in fandom, a little black dress is a character who someone feels can be “shipped” (paired up in a relationship) with virtually any other character. a harry potter fan whose little black dress is hermione would not only read ron/hermione fanfiction, but also harry/hermione, snape/hermione, ginny/hermione, and so forth.
“how can you read that story? it’s freaking voldemort/hermione!”

“hermione is my little black dress. she goes with everything.”

Read Also:

  • lock out a SEAL team

    a euphemism for male masturbation. comes from the way that u.s. navy seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy sh-r-s. man, kate beckinsale is so hot that every time i see her i want to lock out a seal team.

  • Teesa

    the most beautiful thing in the world. extremely rare because of the beauty. she is very beautiful, p-ssionate, kind, and trustworthy. there is no one like her. a man named matt is madly in love with her and wont ever let her go. teesa is the hottest thing in the universe.

  • headlights

    seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt her headlights were shining through her shirt when you can see a girl’s nipples through her shirt, occurring most often on rainy or cold days (rain falling outside) ben: do you know what this rain means? paul: no, what? ben: some girls will have their headlights […]

  • badmanting

    extremely bad woahh you’re sooo badmanting

  • bc13

    abbreviation for the band brokencyde bc13 mother f-cker!!! an abbreviation for the crunk/electronica/screamo group brokencyde, the ’13’ meaning one of several things. some would suggest that 13 stands for the number of letters in the word “motherf-ckers,” some would say that it stands for the band’s first 13 followers. the band themselves have stated that […]


Disclaimer: Little Black Dress definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.