Little Dick Syndrome

one with little d-ck syndrome compensates for shortcomings by attacking those more successful than them. if your d-ck is two inches longer than someone effected by the disease they will try to chop two inches off yours to level the playing field. lds effects all walks of life aswell, not just d-ck size. if you have a better looking girlfriend than someone with lds they will say she’s a sl-t, she’s dumb, or she has herpes in an attempt to chop inches off your d-ck and make themselves look better. if you lift more weight in the gym than someone affected by lds they will say your on steroids and use bad form. if you drive a nicer car than someone with lds they will say it’s a peice of sh-t, the rims are ugly, that the model is underpowered. lds sufferers love to drive big v8s to compensate for little d-ck sizes ex, lifted trucks mustangs
-tims a f-g he’s never got anything good to say about anyone but himself. – yeah kid has little d-ck syndrome .
condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. it is most common in police officers, military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. when not ‘on duty’, those with lds are quickly revealed as cowards.
we thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn’t have his badge and police backup, we realized he had little d-ck syndrome.
someone so insecure about their manhood they have to make up for it by acting “manly” and drive a lifted ford truck. gets 0 p-ssy.
man that guy will hight has a mad case of little d-ck syndrome.
inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average p-n-s length would easily handle
a condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders little d-ck syndrome is incurable: you either have good d-ck genes or weak d-ck genes

the desire to frequently m-st-rb-t- will increase with little d-ck syndrome as there is almost zero chance of s-xual experience. if there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
the anxiety of knowing one’s p-n-s is extremely small. it’s sometimes also refer to as micro p-n-s. most men who have little d-ck syndrome are unable to satisfy women s-xually; young girls who have never had a s-xual relationship would remain pure after having intercourse with such a man. due to the size of the p-n-s or lack of; he would be unable to break the young girls hymen during intercourse, therefore leaving her a virgin after their s-xual encounter.

these men are angry. they are angry with themselves (expressed as self hatred and depression), and with women. they are angry, in some cases, at the world. these men are distrustful. they do not trust that any woman would ever tell them the truth.

in some cases, the p-n-s is actually inverted…meaning that one’s p-n-s is so small that it hides up inside the body. this occurs in some extremely overweight males, giving them the feeling of not being worthy. some of these men take their little d-ck syndrome out on women, becoming abusive both physically and verbally. they like to find unknowing women via the internet, just for a slim chance that some women would actually want something to do with them. after one time of ‘love making’ these women usually flee, never to be heard from again.

ninety-nine percent of these unfortunates are unable to slide their d-ck far enough into a woman, therefore, reproducing is almost impossible.
angela: “hey girl, have you heard that adam has little d-ck syndrome? i hear it measures in negative numbers”

ashley: “f-ck, i’ve seen it when he sent it in a text to my sister’s phone. i was like, what the f-ck is that?! i’ve never seen anything like it before. scared the h-ll outta me! little d-ck syndrome doesn’t even describe what i saw…it was inverted, crawling up inside him…afraid to even peek its head out!!!”

lizzy: “what makes matters worse, he’s not even circ-msized and it’s still microscopic”

mandy: “guess i’d hide to if i was attached to something so f-cking disgusting. you know, he basically an oversized women…no p-n-s and man b–bs. he should just say f-ck it and be done with himself”

gail: “ha! either that or change his name to joni smashette”