little face biting air sharks
the correct name for the tiny australian fly known colloquially as “midges”. other colloquialisms include “little b-st-rds”, “c-nts”, and “f-ck off you litte demons!”
the little face biting air sharks were so annoying i took to burning the house down with a flame thrower to get rid of them; it didn’t work.
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