little jack horner
when your thumb is numb and stick it up your b-m like little jack horner did in his self t-tled poem. when you pull out your thumb, there’s a nugget on it.
“…eating a christmas pie;
he put in his thumb,
and pulled out a plum,…”–
i’ll be back in 10 i gotta pull a little jack horner
a cl-ssic nursery rhyme by mother goose
little jack horner
sat in a corner
eating a christmas pie;
he put in his thumb,
and pulled out a plum,
and said ‘what a good boy am i!’
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