Little Joey
the last little bit on a computer’s progress bar that takes forever to load, even though it says 0 seconds remaining.
bob: i’ve been waiting for two hours for little joey to load.
joe: what did you say about me?
bob: who are you?
joe: i’m gonna punch your eyes out of your -ss.
bob: oh cr-p.
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