c-ck sucker and/or f-g likes it in the p–per and has never had a girl friend. has oral s-x with his mom and then jacks off thinking aobut his brother. sucks at halo2 when he has had over 400 hours on it.
d-ck sucker is really gay and likes to have s-x with his dog and sucks at laser tag
relaxing, hanging around me and the boys are going to be losking after the soccer game.
- Lana Levin
she is so freaking chill! so chill. everyone around her is crazy but shes just so chill. shes amazing 🙂 person : omg lana! look at that! the tree is burning lana levin: dudee chill. just chill.
a distant cousin of the rancor beasts of the star wars universe. much smaller with the same general body shape and hair on their heads. these creatures are known to be very moody and ill tempered they should especially be avoided in the morning hours. she is so nasty in the mornings, she might be […]
- Land Manity
you ever see a manity? then you know what im talkin about. fat people that have no knecks and fat faces. -ring ring ring- land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat b-tch in your yard?
- Leapng Brown-Eye
where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her -ss and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of the ceiling and it drops on top of her and she gets up and runs out of the house bare -ss naked holind her -ss […]