little opportunities
a phrase coined by octomom, nadya suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. little opportunities are generated by pimping one’s own children out to the media.
q – hey, dude. why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
a – cause the octomom is taking advantage of one of her “little opportunities” by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
q – ah! so, she’s pimping those poor kids out again.
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