an evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net
“the little red monkey told me he would spare me if i helped him take over the world”
- lick a lot o puss
a lesbian dinosaur. “kathy is the captain of her softball high school team”. “yea, i think she is a lick a lot o puss”. either a lesbian dinosaour or one who lickalot of p-ssy, usually a lesbian an animal found in south america with a taste for v-g-n-. dorothy: what about a lickalotopuss? cowardly lion: […]
check your facts (cyf) a term one would use when correcting a person and adding a slight insult to it, because clearly he or she is a complete idiot non-deserving to procreate “actually tina, the biggest drug of the 80s was cocaine, not heroine. cyf”
soon-to-be-obsolete. every piece of new computer hardware is considered state-of-the-art for an average period of four months. state of the a.r.t.,also known as fulton’s finest, is a rap group that was created in eastwick. made up of 3 dominican brothers and their half dominican, half puerto rican cousin. their names are; el negro, the paperboy, […]
email too long didn’t read etldr: email sent by people with the inability to be concise. engineers often exhibit the verbosity gene, inspiring those of of with stuff do to respond with this acronym and hit the delete b-tton.
- license from a cornflake packet
the phrase used for someone who can’t drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn’t have been official, because they’re so bad at driving. look at that driver! he must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!