posting liuwd on your status is a “subtle” way of saying “like if u want d-ck”. you want a someone to give you head, or sh-g? post liuwd on your status. pick one of the girls (or guys – if you’re into that sort of thing) as your status, and then she/he wants d-ck…. from you… so… go… give it to them…
free s-x p-ss!!!
anthony on his status: liuwd!!!
claire: -claire likes this-
anthony gives d-ck, coz claire liked coz she wanted d-ck.
- little sperm thrombosis
this is when you use the “withdrawel method” during s-x. your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and c-ms. the little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing “little sperm thrombosis”! luke: im coming babe! nat: well get it out then!! luke: what?? (-rg-smic) nat: i dont […]
laugh my -rs- off so hard it hurts someone says something hilarious… lmaoshih! that is so funny
- connor jenkins
to ‘pull a connor jenkins’ is to get really baked and forget where you are. a connor jenkins is a loveable stoner
to be asked to do something that isnt necessarily your first hand choice but seeing as there is so much brutal peer pressure it seems like a good idea at the time, so you go ahead with it. not wanting to skull a jack daniels bottle, peer pressure and other accompanied drinking members of the […]
lmhfdo: laughing my huge fat d-ck off jake: i’m weak bro brodie: i’m lmhfdo bro