Livejournal

a weblog or blog site that allows a person to keep an online log to be used how they see fit. places such as livejournal can be considered similar to services that offer small parcels of online sp-ce for websites like geocities – where big-name bloggers often have their own custom blog sites, others can get a livejournal with no cost to them.

livejournal is commonly used by its users to detail their daily lives, and a release from the stresses of such; much like a more traditional, private journal. the exception is that these journals are open to everyone (or perhaps just a circle of friends). this can create many problems, as livejournals often become a method of conducting socialpolitics.
livejournals and the ability to make your thoughts and feelings public are indeed a seductive venture. if you’re going to make a public blog, though, be viewtiful about your entries. entertain people.
the reason losers like me wake up each morning
today i went to school. now i am home. like omg comment and love me
will be the eventual cause of the loss of spoken word.
girl 1: “the other day i met this super cute guy and-”
girl 2: -cuts her off- “i read about it on your livejournal.”
girl 1: “oh… well then…”
mildly cl-ssyer than mysp-ce.
you: so last friday i had this awsome night..
me: yeah i saw on your livejournal sounded goood!
you: yeah
end of covo
1. n. an open-source journal site that has sp-wned a plethora of immitations, all inferior in every meaningful way.
1. and then my sister said, “what’s the point of a website? my bl–dy livejournal can do it.”
n, a disgustingly addictive website
livejournal.com is a disgustingly addictive website
– once a popular on-line blogging/journaling site, where one could find interesting and stimulating conversation with people from all over the world. now, everyone and their mother’s dog has a livejournal, and most of them only use their accounts to post ignorant–ss bullsh-t, surveys, meme results, quizzes, annoying rants, inside jokes, and cryptic sh-t only they, and the 5 people on their friend’s list understand.

– a place where you can play ‘electronic wargames’ with people you’re too chickensh-t to face in person. also known as ‘hiding behind teh interweb’. on livejournal, you can ‘unfriend’ someone, which lets them know just how much you hate them, and want them to die.

– home of all together too much f-cking drama.

– home of all together too many f-cking trolls.

troll, drama, lj, unfriend, blog, chickensh-t.
gaaah, uuhhh…not knowing i cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, i must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. that person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it’s been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. oh i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener. tell him about the twinky. and all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. peace on earth good will towards…auqualung my friend. i’ve decided to relocate to pleasent valley 26809 so as to leave it to beaver. i will survive ’cause it’s raining men……halleluia!
more to come? uhhhh……

wtf. why do you even have a livejournal, you n00b. you suck at teh interweb!!!!##@@!@@ i’m unfriending you. die plz, you troll.

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