Livestock Fingering


the practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.
hey pete, do you want to go to the country to do some livestock fingering? i’ve fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

its 9am. have you fingered your livestock today?

have you gotten to third base (aka fingering) with that ram?

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