Living Ghost
a ghost of someone that is alive. usually unresponsive and indifferent when communication is attempted. every living ghost weighs 1.8 ounces and only appear from 20 to 30 seconds at a time. well one time i saw a living ghost at the bus stop god d-mnit. but it wasn’t
“hey, it’s the living ghost of the mayor.”
“hey, it’s 1.8 ounces maybe its a living ghost in disguise and not a small pencil.”
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