living room pissed
when a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn’t leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny’s all day or consequently blacks out.
guy 1: ay’ up where’s doug?
guy 2: did he not turn up for work today?
guy 1: no.
guy 2: my guess is it being a monday he’s most probably still living room p-ssed.
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