Livingstein
livingston, new jersey, a town of about 30,000 in southwest ess-x that’s arguably the capital of jewish new jersey. pretty much a modernized wasteland of suburban sprawl, mcmansions, and ranch houses, mostly jewish, and the rest korean and chinese. home to the infamously decl-sse livingston mall, where the “only worthwhile stores are the sears, lord & taylor, and macy’s”, as opposed to the far more expensive options of the short hills mall, and also as home to the infamously corporation-like mafiosos of the health care system, st. barnabas. many orthodox jews and israelis live in livingstein as well. livingston is considered infamously j-ppy, as bad as scarsdale, though the j-ps here equal long island j-ps in terms of b-tchiness and vulgarity.
i’ve never seen more nosejobs than at a c-cktail party in livingstein!
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