Livingston Parties
a town in northern jersey where the teenager’s weekdays consist of sat courses and sport pracitces/games, while the weekends consist of going to the city, shopping at possibly the wealthiest mall in new jersey (short hills mall), and getting f-cked up at some crazy -ss house parties usually in laurel hills, bel-air, or coventry. the parties thrown by the teens of livingston are probably the craziest most dangerous parties you will ever attend, consisting of drugs and hard-liquor, but hey thats how they like it. by the end of the night, at least 3 girls are crying drunk, barfing over the toilet, and at least 5 girls have given head to every guy in the room. either that, or their busy getting their stomachs pumped. by this time, the person throwing the party has either thrown everyone out, leaving them on the street to find a ride, or its too late and the -sshole cops have come to f-ck you over. over all, a+ for parties. :d
person 1: hey, you where at ____’s party the other night, right?
person 2: h-ll yeah! but then the cops came and i had to run through the woods… then i heard _______’s was having a party and headed over there, but all the alc was gone! so i smoked this amazing blunt that got me sooo f-cked up.
person 1: sick! livingston parties are always crazy.
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when a male party-goer waits until females at the party are drunk to make his move, especially when the other males are too intoxicated to realize what is happening friend 1:”yo i heard you were pullin’ a robby last night” friend 2:”yea, and the drunk bitties made me make out with frank”
- banorexic
noun, meaning anorexic and bulimic. “hey qwanisha, what are you doing?” “i’m being banorexic. i haven’t eaten in 6 days and drank water in ever… i drank some water today, now i must go puke.” “lawls, yerrafat-ss.”
- Trumply
meaning simply, “of course”. usually used at the end of a sentance to spice it up. instead of saying “simply”, or “of course”, alternatively, try subst-tuting the word. “this cheese tortilla is marvelous, trumply.”
- Trusty Tornado
when you have -n-l s-x with a woman and you spin your p-n-s around and around forcibly pushing deep like a corkscrew. last night i gave that girl a trusty tornado and she loved it.
- banzon
the meaning of a boss. bossed out all day mang. the boss of all bosses that n-gg- banzon is a f-cken g my n-gg-. fsho fsho