a hard headed girl
likes boys who dont live in the same city
“lixiana is so annoying ”
“i know right “
when a h-m-s-xual teen gets angry at inanimate objects and the universe for silly silly reasons. wow callum is being super mellowdramatic about his car when stoned people get paranoid about something that is not actually happening jason: hey man i think that’s the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs! paul: dude can […]
the skin that hangs off the tip of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. (tip of the foreskin) i got the best bl-w j-b last night, stupid b-tch put her tounge inside my bungham.
- bl**dy rhino
the act of a male partner who has a strap-on on his forehead, who’s female partner is bent over exposing the -n-s. the male is at a respectable distance of 10 to 20 feet, who then charges full speed towards said partner’s -n-s. thus causing exteame pain and often bleeding of the -n-s. little jimmy […]
short man with a short p-n-s. another word for short man syndrome. business success. liar and manipulator. clardy is supposed to be at work, but is actually at mrs. jones house.
thinking bout you thursday. a hashtag that indicates that you are thinking about someone becca has been really down lately. i’ll put her as my #tbyt to make her feel better.