liz samson
an absolute b-tch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. this is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away
man i can’t believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson
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