lizard bag
when you insert the p-n-s into a dry v-g-n-.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an std).
when inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it’s really hot outside.
to successfully preform this totally awful s-x move you have to make sure your p-n-s is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. you insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u c-m,(u probably won’t)!
yo i f-cked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.
that girls tw-t is a d-mn lizard bag
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