Lizard sex
very slow and deliberate s-x. the male mounts from behind slightly slanted sideways, pins her down and waits for the female to contract her female muscles. if she tries to move her body, the male will head b-tt the back of her head. after -j-c-l-t–n, the male keeps flaccid p-n-s inside and waits until ready for a second round.
that sl-t had the best lizard s-x with me last weekend.
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