lizblurt
the definition of a lizblurt is when asked a common question, you yell or scream as loud as u can some random answer that has nothing or will never have anything to do with the correct answer.
bob: “what is the tallest mountain in the world?”
you: “china!”
what you said is an example of a lizblurt.
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