Lizzy Wickham
the best girlfriend in the world, is sweet, funny, beautiful, cute, adorable, and nice. she is an awesome girlfriend, definitely the best there is. whenever you are with her you feel like you are in heaven, and when she’s not around, you only want her more. and dayum is she s-xy!
person 1: d-mn, who was that? she is hot.
person 2: that’s lizzy wickham, my girlfriend. yeah, be jealous.
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