LJ
refers to a “livejournal”. an online journal, at livejournal, the website.
“did you see my latest lj post?”
live-journal, (www.livejournal.com) also referred to as elljay
-am addictive blogging community.
also see… xanga greatest journal dead journal and mysp-ce
i update my lj daily.
a public, online journal.
i write in my lj everyday.
she has some interesting pictures on her lj.
a look job. to eye f-ck someone. your main goal of the night is to get as many ljs as possible. you can also give and get sloppy second lj’s, and long and hard lj’s.
doug: dude i got a mad lj from that girl in the white at the bar.
ian: i got the same lj! that sl-t.
a lick job
similar to a bl-w j-b, but instead of the p-n-s being sucked on or blown, it is just simply licked.
last night, karissa and i got dirty. she gave me an lj all night, then we got to the bl-w j-b
“lick job” the female equivalent of a “bj”
melanie asked for an lj. when i asked her what it was she just pushed my head down and said “start lickin!” haha
when your girl sucks another guys d-ck and she comes back and kisse’s you without brushing her teeth you just been l.j.
girl kisses her bf and laughs and says you just got l.j
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