an “educational game console” which was somehow introduced to the planet known as “earth” in 1987 by ljn toys. since ljn couldn’t figure out how to make the console output sound, they decided to make it play white noise the entire time it’s switched on. luckily for the human race, tvs have a volume option. combined with the over-sensitive controller is the lack of a paint bucket tool (despite the packaging having drawings which are coloured in perfectly) and the inability to even draw a diagonal line. it’s surprising that this console even had 8 different games published for it.
person 1: do you remember that song from ljn video art?
person 2: which song?
person 1: the one that’s made up of white noise, obviously!
- scanner squirrel
a civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station. “hey vinny, you hear about that fight at the pub last night” “naww i didn’t, how come it wasn’t on channel 10 ?” ” oh, i heard about it on facebook! ……my […]
- free nutted
c-mming anywhere without care i free nutted all over my sisters bed
- aunt jemima slap
when you dunk your b-lls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them shut up beto aunt jemima slap you .
a cute li’tle girl that is sure to bring a smile to your face even on rainy days. she is known to be kind of rambunctious and will always be there. although she might be a handful. mom’s best friend: she is just so cute mom: her name’s xyanna
- peeking brown
when you need to p–p and your p–p starts coming out d-mn hurry home i gotta peeking brown