ljthmsl
laughing just to hear my self laugh
saying some ridiculous unfunny pun which has no actual meaning other than a play on words. similar to a malaprop, but said intentionally just to see if people are actually listening. example saying that someone suffered a “mighteyo collabular infraction” instead of a “myocardial infarction” or simply a heart attack, would give me cause to “ljthmsl”
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