LkPj
a man who is so hot and so s-xy you do your banana in every time you see him and when it comes to s-x the only way to describe it/him and what he does is that of a love king and if his initials are pj then he is called lkpj. if they are for example “ze” then he is a lkze.. and so on….
omg i had the most amazing night last night – my world was shocked by his power, my universe was shaken to its foundation and my mind blown beyond anything imaginable. he was my love king pj aka lkpj.
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