llampito
(v.) to ride a llama in the manner that is the equivalent of flying on said llama’s back down a glorious mountain side whilst showering in the tears of one’s enemies and sipping from a golden goblet filled with the laughter of children.
awesome person: sloane and i are going llampitoing tomorrow over zimbabwe.
jimmy: that sounds awesome! can i come along?
awesome person: f-ck you jimmy, get your own llama.
jimmy: ..but…but i have my own llama..!
awesome person: no, jimmy; that is an alpaca, and alpacoing is for douche tractors.
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