Llemu
a llemu is an all-powerful animal that is the crossbreed between a llama and an emu. most people mistake llemus for ducks, but they’re not, so don’t call them that. llemus usually have the body of an emu and the head of a llama. if you wanted to find a llemu, you would have to click your heels five times, and draw a tunnel on your wall, crawl through it, then travel north to llemu-land. usually, they can be found near water or the local jewel-osco. also, you always capitalize llemus when you talk about them.
“ong, there goes a llemu!”
“woah, i wish i had a llemu like that!”
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