lmaofreshener
a fart that stinks so bad that its funny but then you realize that you need air freshener.
john: dude i have to fart so bad.
-pffffftttt-
dave: omg dude that stinks soo bad get the air freshener.
dave: that sh-t was funny
john: lmaofreshener
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