acronym for: “laugh my -ss off, rolling on the floor laughing so hard that i peed my pants a little. not that much, but enough to feel and remember i ate asparagus last night”
person a: why does pinocchio lie?
person b: why?
person a: because he’s a f-cking liar.

person b: lmaoroflshtipmpalntmbetfariaeln

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