acronym for: “laugh my -ss off, rolling on the floor laughing so hard that i peed my pants a little. not that much, but enough to feel and remember i ate asparagus last night”
person a: why does pinocchio lie?
person b: why?
person a: because he’s a f-cking liar.
person b: lmaoroflshtipmpalntmbetfariaeln
internet abbreviation for “let me get up in them guts”, indicating that someone would like to have s-x with another “did you see that chick at the party last night?” “yea man, i wish she would lmguitg”
- marry down
when someone marrys another person who is worse looking or has less money than them. i feel so bad for flora, she is so much cuter than her husband. why did she marry down?
marshekia is one of the sweetest people on this planet. she can be a best friend, mother and daughter. she is a hardworking individual that puts others first most times. but, when it is her time to relax, she goes all out. she is a great and p-ssionate person, that is creative, understanding and loving. […]
a silly way to say magnificent. he has a magnifical c-ck.
- cant beat it with a stick
a great deal. cant get a better deal anywhere else. you cant beat free99 with a stick.